"We are English, you know."
I am just FILLED WITH LOVE for The Persuaders!
They are too beautiful. I cannot look, it is too much beauty.
But then their voices are beautiful too. OH.
OMG. Danny is trying to use his body to seduce this spy dude FOR AMERICA.
DANNY: Would you scratch my back for me, right in the middle?
SPYDUDE: In the middle?
DANNY: Yeah, that's perfect.
SPYDUDE: That's good?
DANNY: Perfect.
OTHER SPY ASSASSIN DUDE: [WTF. Americans are gay.]
Then Brett tries to ply him to the British spy side with alcohol and school ties.
BRETT: Oh, there you are. Felix, you have a drink getting warm. Daniel, why are you standing around like Ladies' Night at a Turkish bath?
And how do you know what that looks like, Brett?
Oh God, oh God, Daniel should ALWAYS BE NAKED AT BRETT'S ANCESTRAL HOME.
ancestral home. cat. save me.
Totally antagonistic Britain vs. USA dynamic here. Yup.
They are too beautiful. I cannot look, it is too much beauty.
But then their voices are beautiful too. OH.
OMG. Danny is trying to use his body to seduce this spy dude FOR AMERICA.
DANNY: Would you scratch my back for me, right in the middle?
SPYDUDE: In the middle?
DANNY: Yeah, that's perfect.
SPYDUDE: That's good?
DANNY: Perfect.
OTHER SPY ASSASSIN DUDE: [WTF. Americans are gay.]
Then Brett tries to ply him to the British spy side with alcohol and school ties.
BRETT: Oh, there you are. Felix, you have a drink getting warm. Daniel, why are you standing around like Ladies' Night at a Turkish bath?
And how do you know what that looks like, Brett?
Oh God, oh God, Daniel should ALWAYS BE NAKED AT BRETT'S ANCESTRAL HOME.
ancestral home. cat. save me.
Totally antagonistic Britain vs. USA dynamic here. Yup.