Challenge #112: Dead Like Me: Playing Dress-Up (Daisy/Roxy)
Prompt: Challenge 112, pirate. | Fandom: Dead Like Me | Pairing: Daisy/Roxy
Rating: PG-13 | Word count: 155
Playing Dress-Up
“What do you think?” Daisy twirled, showing off her outfit.
“You’re going to wear that shit in public?”
“That’s why I put it on, isn’t it? Really, Roxy, you are so dense at times.” She smoothed down the striped skirt. “Besides, it’s perfectly flattering to my figure-and the color does wonders for my eyes.”
“What you look like is a ho bag.”
“Well. There’s no need for crudity.”
“You’re a fuckin’ g-string wearing pirate. Don’t talk to me about bein’ crude. You wanna go out like that and flaunt yourself, go right ahead. But I ain’t lettin’ you answer the door and give kids candy in that outfit.”
Daisy sauntered over, casually straddling Roxy and sitting in her lap.
“Then what will you let me do in it, officer?”
Roxy smiled, hands coming up to rest on Daisy’s hips. Fabric tore.
“Sit here quietly while I strip your pretty little ass out of it.”
Rating: PG-13 | Word count: 155
Playing Dress-Up
“What do you think?” Daisy twirled, showing off her outfit.
“You’re going to wear that shit in public?”
“That’s why I put it on, isn’t it? Really, Roxy, you are so dense at times.” She smoothed down the striped skirt. “Besides, it’s perfectly flattering to my figure-and the color does wonders for my eyes.”
“What you look like is a ho bag.”
“Well. There’s no need for crudity.”
“You’re a fuckin’ g-string wearing pirate. Don’t talk to me about bein’ crude. You wanna go out like that and flaunt yourself, go right ahead. But I ain’t lettin’ you answer the door and give kids candy in that outfit.”
Daisy sauntered over, casually straddling Roxy and sitting in her lap.
“Then what will you let me do in it, officer?”
Roxy smiled, hands coming up to rest on Daisy’s hips. Fabric tore.
“Sit here quietly while I strip your pretty little ass out of it.”