randomness and mistletoe
The other day kita0610 asked about people's fanon regarding what favorite characters are doing for the holidays.
Here were my off-the-cuff answers:
Faith is drinking beer and watching Dean wrangle a turkey. Also, pretending that he put all that Christmas shit up for himself and the kid.
Ron and Hermione are buying each other the wrong presents.
Sam Winchester is jerking off to skin mags while his brother sleeps peacefully in the other room. Either that or he is feeling awkward because he knows more Hebrew than his atheist Jew girlfriend but she knows more about chilling the fuck out. OR, he is feeling awkward at the Watcher's Council Christmas party because Andrew keeps running around with mistletoe on a stick like it's funny.
Angel and Spike are watching Buffy eat. A lot.
And then for some reason, that inspired made me write a SV Clark/Lois drabble that is just silly.
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Since Clark started at the Planet all the girls around the office have been gaga. Lois doesn’t get it. He’s just-he’s Smallville, you know? Big and lunky and either grinning like a dork or annoyingly sincere and forehead-wrinkly. Boring.
But there are cocktails, and she’s had, well, a few. Enough to not notice that she tripped and stumbled randomly ended up under an already-wilting mistletoe thingie. With Clark.
Now it’s hot, pleasantly invasive boy-tongue and jesus christ, Smallville, enough with the tonsil hockey. Or not. Lois Lane can admit when she’s wrong. Come back here, sailor!
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Here were my off-the-cuff answers:
Faith is drinking beer and watching Dean wrangle a turkey. Also, pretending that he put all that Christmas shit up for himself and the kid.
Ron and Hermione are buying each other the wrong presents.
Sam Winchester is jerking off to skin mags while his brother sleeps peacefully in the other room. Either that or he is feeling awkward because he knows more Hebrew than his atheist Jew girlfriend but she knows more about chilling the fuck out. OR, he is feeling awkward at the Watcher's Council Christmas party because Andrew keeps running around with mistletoe on a stick like it's funny.
Angel and Spike are watching Buffy eat. A lot.
And then for some reason, that inspired made me write a SV Clark/Lois drabble that is just silly.
*****
Since Clark started at the Planet all the girls around the office have been gaga. Lois doesn’t get it. He’s just-he’s Smallville, you know? Big and lunky and either grinning like a dork or annoyingly sincere and forehead-wrinkly. Boring.
But there are cocktails, and she’s had, well, a few. Enough to not notice that she tripped and stumbled randomly ended up under an already-wilting mistletoe thingie. With Clark.
Now it’s hot, pleasantly invasive boy-tongue and jesus christ, Smallville, enough with the tonsil hockey. Or not. Lois Lane can admit when she’s wrong. Come back here, sailor!
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