Today's Randoms
Dear Guy Sitting Next to Me on the Train Spread Eagle,
Fool, please. You seriously do not need to have your legs open so wide. We both know you ain't packin' like that so how about you 86 the charade, huh?
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Today I was at the police precinct singing like a bird on the
bitch who tried to buy an ipod with my shit. Crazy shit is the couple in front of me and the lady behind me were in the precinct on some identity theft shit, too. I had this strange urge to grab someone's gun though. It just seemed too easy since they were all right in plain sight and so close to my fingers.
I also had to resist the urge of making Michael Winslow from Police Academy sound effects and yelling "FREEZE, DIRTBAG!!!".
And this is my life...
Fool, please. You seriously do not need to have your legs open so wide. We both know you ain't packin' like that so how about you 86 the charade, huh?
********
Today I was at the police precinct singing like a bird on the
bitch who tried to buy an ipod with my shit. Crazy shit is the couple in front of me and the lady behind me were in the precinct on some identity theft shit, too. I had this strange urge to grab someone's gun though. It just seemed too easy since they were all right in plain sight and so close to my fingers.
I also had to resist the urge of making Michael Winslow from Police Academy sound effects and yelling "FREEZE, DIRTBAG!!!".
And this is my life...