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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday dontbefishcocky and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In June I set remus9328's puppy on fire (-66 points). In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that, heroinc (-5000 points). In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Sunday I helped chicken_nutbri hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5234 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
felly_fell