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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month incombustible and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In May I stole xpressyourself's purse (-30 points). Last Thursday I helped silky_giggles across the street (6 points). Last Friday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In January I helped xdevoidwraithx see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-766 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
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