Mmmmm....I almost want one.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1428128.ece

S&M Barbie. Kinky.

I would get one, then set it on a surface in my room with a strip of leather in it's hand as a whip. Or, chain it to the wall with a gag in it's mouth. That's how twisted I am. ;)

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Awesome. Inside Joke. Hilarious.

Note: This is not the original clip from the show, but the song is correct.

 All three: Hookers.

Oh wait. Jewish genes. Invest to turn $20 into $100, then the hookers.