The Urinal Man
Urinals for Sale! Urinals for Sale!
Buy sell or trade
I sell the best urinals ever made!
High quality eco friendly
Marble glass or plastic
My urinals are simply fantastic!
Purple green aquamarine
All colors to suite your fancy
Be a man! Not a pansy
Buy a urinal that’s indestructible
Titanium aluminum platinum fiber glass or steel
Burning buildings, bullets, nuclear wars, alien attacks
I sell urinals that are guaranteed to stay in tact
Pee like a pimp! Pee like a king!
Accessorize with spinners, diamonds, and bling
Cookie dispensers, LCD screens, and PacMan too
A utopian bathroom with all the funnest things to do
I sell only the finest receptacle for your liquid gold
So come buy a quality urinal
Before they are all sold
Buy sell or trade
I sell the best urinals ever made!
High quality eco friendly
Marble glass or plastic
My urinals are simply fantastic!
Purple green aquamarine
All colors to suite your fancy
Be a man! Not a pansy
Buy a urinal that’s indestructible
Titanium aluminum platinum fiber glass or steel
Burning buildings, bullets, nuclear wars, alien attacks
I sell urinals that are guaranteed to stay in tact
Pee like a pimp! Pee like a king!
Accessorize with spinners, diamonds, and bling
Cookie dispensers, LCD screens, and PacMan too
A utopian bathroom with all the funnest things to do
I sell only the finest receptacle for your liquid gold
So come buy a quality urinal
Before they are all sold