the mysterious mystery

[felixamatrix]

I got up this morning and my car was covered in red syrup (strawberry maybe? I didnt' taste it). It was smeared all over the driver's side and the windshield. They also left some plastic forks on my hood. I'm feel more curious than upset. Particularly since a few months ago I found a large pile of plastic forks arranged in a peculiar manner my

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[scarlett_alb]

sounds like the beginning of a horror movie....

[trinary]

I'd say this sounds like par for the course for robyn. (robin? how do you spell it anyway).

Anyway, you also seem to have this sort of wacky stuff happening to you all the time. If you ever write an autobiography, people will frequently mistake it for surrealist humor writing.

have you ever considered starting up a reality TV show?

[felixamatrix]

I'm usually pretty boring. Sometimes I sit and think about things that could happen and it really freaks me out. Like lately, i've been unusually worried about clipping my toenails too short. I know that sounds very silly, but I get shivers when I think about how painful that would be. Just thinking about it gets me all worked up so I try to think of innovative new ways to clip them so I won't have to worry about it. I havent' thought of any good ones yet. and if there were a reality show about me and people could see me doing this, probably only sick people would watch it.