the mysterious mystery
I got up this morning and my car was covered in red syrup (strawberry maybe? I didnt' taste it). It was smeared all over the driver's side and the windshield. They also left some plastic forks on my hood. I'm feel more curious than upset. Particularly since a few months ago I found a large pile of plastic forks arranged in a peculiar manner my desk in my office at school. an explanation is yet to be found.