Feeling Squirrely?
When you were a kid, did you ever worry about claws or a large hand coming out of the toilet when you sat down for a nice crap? I still do, and what calms my fears is thinking: "If a hand should actually protrude from the toilet-hole, i'll just hand him a roll o' TP and say, 'little help'.
I'm going to construct an enormous backpack(out of dryer lint and dead kittens) and when i visit the Lincoln Memorial i'll casually slip it on Link's statue. After which, i'll crawl inside and live out the rest of my days as his pet Mogwai.
I'm going to construct an enormous backpack(out of dryer lint and dead kittens) and when i visit the Lincoln Memorial i'll casually slip it on Link's statue. After which, i'll crawl inside and live out the rest of my days as his pet Mogwai.