whatever happened to rocktober?
Whenever i do something cool i jump up and pretend i'm frozen in mid-air as credits are rolling. One time when i was in an elevator while it was going down, it actually worked. Even the credits rolled by, which was weird.
When someone comes up to me and asks for the time, i glance down at my watch and say: it's twelve ... twelve ... twelve ... twelve ... twelve o' one ... twelve o' one ... twelve o' one. Now leave me the fuck alone.
If i was ever to encounter my doppelganger i would mix us up so nobody could tell which one is the real one, then i'd kill him, because everyone knows i'm the REAL doppelganger.
With my last girlfriend i used to pretend to do things in slow motion, just to bother her. That is until i failed to save her from getting hit by the fastest freight-train in the universe.
When someone comes up to me and asks for the time, i glance down at my watch and say: it's twelve ... twelve ... twelve ... twelve ... twelve o' one ... twelve o' one ... twelve o' one. Now leave me the fuck alone.
If i was ever to encounter my doppelganger i would mix us up so nobody could tell which one is the real one, then i'd kill him, because everyone knows i'm the REAL doppelganger.
With my last girlfriend i used to pretend to do things in slow motion, just to bother her. That is until i failed to save her from getting hit by the fastest freight-train in the universe.