I simultaneously win and fail at Daughter of the Year ( Read more... )

Mom's going to New York for a few days tomorrow for a conference. The plan to sneak with in her suitcase failed by about 60 kilos. And, you know, the fact that her suitcase is not a TARDIS. Which sucks. Big donkey balls. I REALLY want to go to New York. *pouts* How much does it suck that the flight company that kept a deposit we could use IF we ( Read more... )

About four hours ago I was in the middle of a dream involving my sisters and birthday presents (alas none of them for me) when a voice penetrates my sulky envy, saying something that sounded like "Mmm, nee throp". I tried to blink my eyes open but decided, probably because of all the white wine I drank last night, that it was too much work and ( Read more... )

Do you know how long it takes to print out 418 pages? Almost half an hour, that's how long. Gah! It just finished before my co-worker came back and could ask what the fuck I was doing. Not helped that the damn printer got jammed just when there were only about 30 pages left. Know what was on those last pages? Porn. Yup, buttfucking. Would have been ( Read more... )

*glancing at what the kids are watching on TV ( Read more... )