Some kind of musical conspiracy...
So a couple of days ago friends of ours that live in Sweden had a baby. Nothing extraordinary there. Except these friends of ours are a bit... weird. In a way that they like do and say stuff that normal people joke about but they are 100% serious about. We're used to it so we mostly just grin and make a bit fun of them behind their back (because seriously, they wouldn't get the joke even if we said it straight to their face). But sometimes they just... they crack me up with their... absurdness.
So yeah, they had a baby. 8 hours in labor. And the whole time they listened to... The Sound of Music. The whole time! On repeat! I am not kidding you. "The hills are alive with the sound of...guuuuh" "Push, push!" *loud grunts* Or to quote her (loosely translated):
Nothing beats listening to songs like "I have confidence" or "Climb every mountain, search high and low" at such a situation. Our little man entered this world with Edleweis bellowing in the delivery room and it was electrifying."
Sorry if I'm insensitive but... *dies laughing*
Anyway, right now, guess what the kids are watching? Sound of Music! And I keep imagining our friend with her knees up and SINGING those damn songs while she's squeezing that kid out and panting and grunting and it's just... Oh God. I did not need that image in my head!
So I'm trying to block it out by listening to The Supernatural Fangirl Experience Podcast, episode 3 and they start talking about iBuzz, (or was it OhMiBod? That is another one) which as you might know is a sextoy that you connect to your iPod and it vibrates to whatever music you play. (Here are some products available) And what do they mention as possible music? The Sound of Music! And again the hills are alive except this time they're vibrating. LMAO
I think the world is conspiring against me. One thing is sure, I'll never be able to listen to that song again without thinking about vaginas (or is it vaginae?).
So yeah, they had a baby. 8 hours in labor. And the whole time they listened to... The Sound of Music. The whole time! On repeat! I am not kidding you. "The hills are alive with the sound of...guuuuh" "Push, push!" *loud grunts* Or to quote her (loosely translated):
Nothing beats listening to songs like "I have confidence" or "Climb every mountain, search high and low" at such a situation. Our little man entered this world with Edleweis bellowing in the delivery room and it was electrifying."
Sorry if I'm insensitive but... *dies laughing*
Anyway, right now, guess what the kids are watching? Sound of Music! And I keep imagining our friend with her knees up and SINGING those damn songs while she's squeezing that kid out and panting and grunting and it's just... Oh God. I did not need that image in my head!
So I'm trying to block it out by listening to The Supernatural Fangirl Experience Podcast, episode 3 and they start talking about iBuzz, (or was it OhMiBod? That is another one) which as you might know is a sextoy that you connect to your iPod and it vibrates to whatever music you play. (Here are some products available) And what do they mention as possible music? The Sound of Music! And again the hills are alive except this time they're vibrating. LMAO
I think the world is conspiring against me. One thing is sure, I'll never be able to listen to that song again without thinking about vaginas (or is it vaginae?).