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*falls down dead*
We've been cleaning this blasted apartment for 7+ hours. And it's still not done! Not much left though, mainly dirty laundry. I swear, we are the king and queen of dirty laundry. There's a reason why I only wear about three outfits all year. The rest? Stuffed into big black trash bags. Dirty as sin. The three bags of clothes we moved with us 2 1/2 years ago have still not seen the inside of the washing machine. I think it's safe to say most of those clothes don't fit anymore, especially the kids' clothes. Even if we washed clothes for a whole week we still wouldn't get it all done. My main issue with laundry is the utter boredom of folding it. And the complete lack of closet space to then put it in.
Also have left to wash every single kitchen utensil in the world we own. The sink is filled with them. I HATE washing utensils, forks especially. The day hubby finally hooks up the dishwasher (2 1/2 years!!) is the day I'll BLOW HIM IN THE KITCHEN!! And yes, I'm writing this here for a reason, seems that threatening him isn't working. Are you seeing this, dear? And really, if it's so damn hard, ask the very cute and hot plumber that lives in the basement. I'm sure he won't mind stripping naked and helping out. Anyway, the rubber gloves got a hole in them so it will have to wait until tomorrow.
I'm going to try to go writing tomorrow though. I've been listening to Jsquared music while cleaning the kitchen and now I want to write:
1) Shallow Clueless-kinda Jsquared based on Bohemian Like You by The Dandy Warhols. They meet in a cafe in Greenage Village where Jared waits tables. Jensen is a photographer doing a book about porn. Jared's roommate is of course Chad and they sometimes do "stuff" when Chad is drunk enough to forget he's not gay and he gets jealous as hell when Jensen is suddenly in Jared's life, sleeping in his bed, eating the food in their fridge.
2) Dirty, fucked up Jsquared based on Figured You Out by Nickelback, positively even with an unhappy ending. Innocent Jared meeting suave pretty boy Jensen in a Hollywood party and gets dragged into a world of drugs and dirty bathroom sex and it totally spirals out of control.
3) Jealous Jared based on Sexy Beast by Toggi. Everyone and their mother seems to be after Jensen's ass, always staring at him and wanting to touch him even if Jensen hates the attention. Girls slip him their phonenumbers, guys lick their lips and palm his ass. Hell, Jared's had enough of it. He just wants to drag Jensen the hell out of there and fuck him so hard he'll have Jared shaped bruises all over, showing people who he really belongs to.
4) First time sex on the beach Jsquared based on Bones by The Killers.
I'll probably end up writing Teletubbies porn or something instead. My brain is in a very uncooperative mood.
Any song you can think of that could inspire fic of the J2 variety?
We've been cleaning this blasted apartment for 7+ hours. And it's still not done! Not much left though, mainly dirty laundry. I swear, we are the king and queen of dirty laundry. There's a reason why I only wear about three outfits all year. The rest? Stuffed into big black trash bags. Dirty as sin. The three bags of clothes we moved with us 2 1/2 years ago have still not seen the inside of the washing machine. I think it's safe to say most of those clothes don't fit anymore, especially the kids' clothes. Even if we washed clothes for a whole week we still wouldn't get it all done. My main issue with laundry is the utter boredom of folding it. And the complete lack of closet space to then put it in.
Also have left to wash every single kitchen utensil in the world we own. The sink is filled with them. I HATE washing utensils, forks especially. The day hubby finally hooks up the dishwasher (2 1/2 years!!) is the day I'll BLOW HIM IN THE KITCHEN!! And yes, I'm writing this here for a reason, seems that threatening him isn't working. Are you seeing this, dear? And really, if it's so damn hard, ask the very cute and hot plumber that lives in the basement. I'm sure he won't mind stripping naked and helping out. Anyway, the rubber gloves got a hole in them so it will have to wait until tomorrow.
I'm going to try to go writing tomorrow though. I've been listening to Jsquared music while cleaning the kitchen and now I want to write:
1) Shallow Clueless-kinda Jsquared based on Bohemian Like You by The Dandy Warhols. They meet in a cafe in Greenage Village where Jared waits tables. Jensen is a photographer doing a book about porn. Jared's roommate is of course Chad and they sometimes do "stuff" when Chad is drunk enough to forget he's not gay and he gets jealous as hell when Jensen is suddenly in Jared's life, sleeping in his bed, eating the food in their fridge.
2) Dirty, fucked up Jsquared based on Figured You Out by Nickelback, positively even with an unhappy ending. Innocent Jared meeting suave pretty boy Jensen in a Hollywood party and gets dragged into a world of drugs and dirty bathroom sex and it totally spirals out of control.
3) Jealous Jared based on Sexy Beast by Toggi. Everyone and their mother seems to be after Jensen's ass, always staring at him and wanting to touch him even if Jensen hates the attention. Girls slip him their phonenumbers, guys lick their lips and palm his ass. Hell, Jared's had enough of it. He just wants to drag Jensen the hell out of there and fuck him so hard he'll have Jared shaped bruises all over, showing people who he really belongs to.
4) First time sex on the beach Jsquared based on Bones by The Killers.
I'll probably end up writing Teletubbies porn or something instead. My brain is in a very uncooperative mood.
Any song you can think of that could inspire fic of the J2 variety?