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Me: Have you thought about what planet to move to if Trump wins the election? I'm thinking, Uranus.
Mr Felis giggles, then: I've already been to... Uranus.
Both giggle.
Mr. Felis: I wouldn't mind going there again...
Cue sexually charged silence.
But I'm too drunk, sorry. Man, work parties are fun, especially when you go home before nine but are still too drunk to function.
Ps. Thank you, spell check.
Mr Felis giggles, then: I've already been to... Uranus.
Both giggle.
Mr. Felis: I wouldn't mind going there again...
Cue sexually charged silence.
But I'm too drunk, sorry. Man, work parties are fun, especially when you go home before nine but are still too drunk to function.
Ps. Thank you, spell check.