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Dec 14, 2011 20:42

I'm wearing a pretty new bra. *pushes boobs forward*

Guess mom noticed me not being that enthusiastic about the one she gave me for my birthday and so bought me a fancy one when she was in Boston over the weekend. (We were going to go pick out one together but then she was going to Scotland to visit my sister and said she could get two there for the price of one here which I reluctantly agreed to because hey, two bras are better than one, right? Even if they might not fit perfectly. Turns out she meant she could get one for half the price to save her money and so gave me a plain black uncomfortable-enough-to-give-me-blisters bra that looks like it would be nice on my grandmother and makes my tits spike to each side like a killer robot with machine-gun boobs. *sighs* It was pretty hard to look happy about it but I tried my best. But, you know, I'm not an actress so...) This one is lacy all over and really comfy and yes, also has my boobs pointing in different direction (is this a new trend I don't know about?) but not as noticeably. So I'm pretty happy.

The usual suspects just left after the little guy's birthday party so now it's quiet and the apartment is clean and nice and there are still candles lit everywhere and I have a few cupcakes left to eat tomorrow and my boobs look fabulous. Life is pretty damn good.

boobs, birthday

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