In regards to Stoneface's death, the investigation is still ongoing. I cannot and will not release any details over the journals, and neither will anyone else involved. I understand people are anxious. We're all working to get to the bottom of this, and resolve it in the best and fairest manner possible ( Read more... )

Does anyone here know how to use a bullwhip?

Just out of curiosity.

Sex, booze, breakups, pregnancy?

Scandalous. It's like you were just saving up all the good stuff for when we weren't around.

Snap, they've been partying without us. How rude~

Cara, Tatsu, Steel and Doll. Unless there's another invasion, we all turn into sandwiches or something else ridiculous happens, I'd like to hold the Guard auditions over the next couple of days ( Read more... )

Since my previous reports seem to have gone unnoticed by several of you, let's try something different.

THE ANTS ARE STILL IN THE TREE~~~

THEY REALLY ARE~~~

THEY REALLY, REALLY ARE~~~

I WILL CONTINUE CHECKING AND REPORTING BACK AS I HAVE BEEN FOR THE PAST SEVERAL DAYS. ♥

Thanks for the glitter, Chosen.

(ooc: Entry title says it all. ♥~)

It seems I may have been unclear in my instructions regarding the elevator ( Read more... )

The ants are in full swarm now, and everyone should be down in the Wilderness ( Read more... )

Snap. I need a report on the current status of the Wilderness; is it safe for evacuation?For the rest of you--Lezard believes that those noises we're hearing mean that the giant ants are about to swarm the Tree. They're aggressive, and their bites are extremely painful. Lezard is already working to get Medical prepared for the move ( Read more... )

I'm sure most of us have noticed the strange lists of options that have been appearing whenever you run into someone.

Fair warning to anyone who might be stupid enough to pick the 'lick' option when encountering me. Unless you are a child or a pet, my only possible response to you will be the repeated use of the 'attack' option.

I'm going to the beach in the Wilderness if anyone needs me.

Try not to need me for a while, hmm? That includes you, Stalker-bo.

(ooc: Okay, so she doesn't generally leave word when she pulls her little disappearing acts, but given all the actual disappearances lately, she figured it would be best.

Also: Stalker-bo=Hakuteiken)