Dear brain: STFU
All week I'm annoyed about how much socializing I'm doing, every single day thinking "aaargh I like my friends but I just want to go home, get into some track pants, take off my bra and watch DS9". Then, today, I do just that and I'm crazy bored by 8:30pm! No winning!
Went on second date with guy from FL. Was in the situation of "it will be less awkward and more polite to just have sex with him and see if you're pleasantly surprised by his skill level". Not pleasantly surprised. In fact, his dick looked way bigger through his pants than it really was. How does that work? So, terribly disappointing sex. Weirdly hairless. Way too quite and gentle....Ugh. I'll put that into the "regret" category. When he left he said the bag of weed he brought over was a gift...which I certainly appreciate more than flowers, but left me feeling a bit like a prostitute. So now he's texting me, he seems fairly into me, and I enjoy his personality when he's online or texting. Doesn't translate well in person. Uuuuuugh. Must gather courage to say "thanks but no thanks".
Adding to list that never fucking ends:
-Get a new hobby
-Use coupons and budgeting
-Wear something outlandish to the Toronto fetish fair
-Wear something risky to a London pride event
-Go to a nude beach with wifey
-Figure out what I want from sex so I can accurately describe it so that maybe, MAYBE I'll get that sex soon
-Buy contacts (See if I can get some sample colored contacts)
-Go on a date with a woman
-Bring a photo to a hairdresser so I get the hair cut I want
-Print photos of friends off and put up on walls
-Make my apartment look more cool
-Get rid of futon, buy folding chairs for dining table.
-Get apartment insurance
Went on second date with guy from FL. Was in the situation of "it will be less awkward and more polite to just have sex with him and see if you're pleasantly surprised by his skill level". Not pleasantly surprised. In fact, his dick looked way bigger through his pants than it really was. How does that work? So, terribly disappointing sex. Weirdly hairless. Way too quite and gentle....Ugh. I'll put that into the "regret" category. When he left he said the bag of weed he brought over was a gift...which I certainly appreciate more than flowers, but left me feeling a bit like a prostitute. So now he's texting me, he seems fairly into me, and I enjoy his personality when he's online or texting. Doesn't translate well in person. Uuuuuugh. Must gather courage to say "thanks but no thanks".
Adding to list that never fucking ends:
-Get a new hobby
-Use coupons and budgeting
-Wear something outlandish to the Toronto fetish fair
-Wear something risky to a London pride event
-Go to a nude beach with wifey
-Figure out what I want from sex so I can accurately describe it so that maybe, MAYBE I'll get that sex soon
-Buy contacts (See if I can get some sample colored contacts)
-Go on a date with a woman
-Bring a photo to a hairdresser so I get the hair cut I want
-Print photos of friends off and put up on walls
-Make my apartment look more cool
-Get rid of futon, buy folding chairs for dining table.
-Get apartment insurance