The Funny things a random generator comes up with
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, phynixfirebird (-5000 points). Last week I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In June I put money in ladyarcher85's expired parking meter (14 points). In November I put gum in saffron175's hair (-12 points). In August I bought porn for sisyphusiren (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4996 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
feiinefurbaii