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I feel like a Yeti.
The gas company came and turned off my gas, so I spent last night getting way too familiar with Atlanta winter. Spending the night in 40 degree weather has a weird effect on a person. I rushed to the warmth of work this morning and will do so again tomorrow.
They can't come turn it on again until December 6th. I noticed other inconveniences from the fact that I have no gas. I have a gas water heater, which means after last night's shower I am officially out of hot water and will spend the rest of this week and part of next stinking myself up in eager anticipation. Deodorant shall pour from my every crevice. We'll find out how many ladies flock to the axe effect after a solid week of bodily oils builds up.
After my science experiment ends I plan on cooking a big meal and cranking the thermostat up to 90. I dream of campfires and the desert. This will be an ideal story for the grandkids.
In other news.... well, fuck, I'd rather go sit in my car.
The gas company came and turned off my gas, so I spent last night getting way too familiar with Atlanta winter. Spending the night in 40 degree weather has a weird effect on a person. I rushed to the warmth of work this morning and will do so again tomorrow.
They can't come turn it on again until December 6th. I noticed other inconveniences from the fact that I have no gas. I have a gas water heater, which means after last night's shower I am officially out of hot water and will spend the rest of this week and part of next stinking myself up in eager anticipation. Deodorant shall pour from my every crevice. We'll find out how many ladies flock to the axe effect after a solid week of bodily oils builds up.
After my science experiment ends I plan on cooking a big meal and cranking the thermostat up to 90. I dream of campfires and the desert. This will be an ideal story for the grandkids.
In other news.... well, fuck, I'd rather go sit in my car.