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[feetnik]

These are supposed to be one word answers, but sometimes you need two...or more

1. Yourself: determined
2. Your significant other: brilliant
3. Your hair: bed
4. Your mother: well-meaning
5. Your father: nostalgic
6. Your favorite item: green jacket
7. Your dream last night: forgettable
8. Your favorite drink: water
9. Your dream car: mini
10. The room you are in: kitchen
11. Your ex: which?
12. Your fear: alzheimers
13. What you want to be in 10 years? happy
14. Who you hung out with last night? stephen colbert
15. What you’re not? angry
16. Muffins: blackberry
17. One of your wish list items: tortuga swatch
18. Time: mine!
19. The last thing you did: eat
20. What you are wearing: hoodie
21. Your favorite weather: sweater
22. Your favorite book: grammar ones
23. The last thing you ate: grape-nuts
24. Your life: amazing
25. Your mood: excited
26. Your best friend(s): know who they are
27. What are you thinking about right now? coffee
28. Your car: totalled
29. What are you doing at the moment? um, duh
30. Your summer: interesting
31. Your relationship status: fantastico! :>
32. What is on your TV? nothing
33. What is the weather like? damp
34. When is the last time you laughed? today