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[feelslikegaga]

[The video feed clicks on to reveal a young boy staring at it, looking rather pissed off, if truth be told.]

Alright, three things. One: Rachel, if this was your idea - because it looks like it was, given your history of ideas - at least I'm not in some backstreet crackhouse but I am not. In any way. Giving you a sneak peak at my script. You

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[jackedthename]

...Welcome to Adstringendum. I don't think anyone's planning on trying anything, but let me know if they do. I'll take care of it.

[feelslikegaga]

Adstrin- seriously? It sounds like a city with a cheese factory or something.

Are you a bodyguard or something? [Oh he's amused now.]

[jackedthename]

It might have a cheese factory. I haven't run into one, though.

[This is a bit of a mix between a cheeky and a charming grin.] I can be if you want me to be.

[feelslikegaga]

If it does, don't let me know. I'd rather remain blissfully oblivious than know I've been kidnapped by a bunch of evil keebler elves.

[.... asldkjf what?] Does that... mean that you are, then?

[jackedthename]

No elves that I've seen, either, but there are unicorns somewhere.

[He's just weird sometimes, Kurt, sorry.] ...Sort of? I protect people from things. Or I try to.