❥ oo1 [video]
[The video feed clicks on to reveal a young boy staring at it, looking rather pissed off, if truth be told.]
Alright, three things. One: Rachel, if this was your idea - because it looks like it was, given your history of ideas - at least I'm not in some backstreet crackhouse but I am not. In any way. Giving you a sneak peak at my script. You can wait. I haven't even shown Blaine yet.
Two: Where did you even find a place like this in Ohio? I keep expecting to see Tom Cruise and Dakota Fanning running around and telling me to escape the aliens.
And three: if this isn't Rachel's doing, then where am I and just what do you think you're doing? I'll warn you: I can scream like a banshee if you even try anything. So just take me home and I won't have to bring down the combined force of Rachel Berry's dads and all the Warbler's parents on your head. At least three of them are lawyers.
Alright, three things. One: Rachel, if this was your idea - because it looks like it was, given your history of ideas - at least I'm not in some backstreet crackhouse but I am not. In any way. Giving you a sneak peak at my script. You can wait. I haven't even shown Blaine yet.
Two: Where did you even find a place like this in Ohio? I keep expecting to see Tom Cruise and Dakota Fanning running around and telling me to escape the aliens.
And three: if this isn't Rachel's doing, then where am I and just what do you think you're doing? I'll warn you: I can scream like a banshee if you even try anything. So just take me home and I won't have to bring down the combined force of Rachel Berry's dads and all the Warbler's parents on your head. At least three of them are lawyers.