In my stay here I have met a few people to whom I truly owe a debt of gratitude. [Soft chuckle] Now there is something I never thought that I would admit. But...it is true. At any rate, the Barge just said goodbye to two such people
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[And have a Richie who is backing the fuck down. He's good at listening to the scary authority. Especially when they go throwing in words like "vampire lord".]
Hey, it was just a question, you don't hafta get all personal about it.
[How was he not supposed to take it personally, Richie? HOW.]
After school sp--I don't even know what that means. Nor do I particularly care. As for what I choose to speak of or not...well. If you have no one in your life whom you would honor with your words, then I pity you.
Biff and Persephone did much for me. I'm not too proud to say it.
Yes, you can digest it. And get drunk. They are some of the privileges of being alive. Enjoy them.
Anyway, yes. The true reason that I do not drink wine is that I am a beer man.
Well, we have beings here that I didn't know could possibly exist, and I have been around a good while. Aliens. Magicians. Psychics. Sometimes people come up with answers to problems that I thought unsolvable.
Then there are the Floods, and Ports, and sometimes Breaches, which change reality. I got my beer a few months ago, though it wasn't in the best of circumstances.
I am the originator of all the vampires on my world. It's as good a term as any. I used Voivode for a while--that is Romanian for warlord--since I was that when I was alive.
Apparently I should introduce myself as Dracula-but-not-the-one-from-that-damn-book.
[Because CLEARLY Richie has no reason at all for this entry to hit home. Nooooope none. His trolling is NOT RELATED TO FEELINGS AT ALL.]
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...'Scuse me?
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Hey, it was just a question, you don't hafta get all personal about it.
[How was he not supposed to take it personally, Richie? HOW.]
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At any rate, yes, I have people I miss like having something cut away and I admit it. There's nothing unmanly about it.
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...They ain't there, I'm not sure what talking about it does for you.
[...Says the guy who flipped out because his brother didn't come with. Way to forget things.]
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Biff and Persephone did much for me. I'm not too proud to say it.
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Though you know what I miss most of all?
Beer.
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...But what d'you mean, like...what kinda things?
[No, he is NOT eager to get an answer. Absolutely not.]
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Anyway, yes. The true reason that I do not drink wine is that I am a beer man.
Well, we have beings here that I didn't know could possibly exist, and I have been around a good while. Aliens. Magicians. Psychics. Sometimes people come up with answers to problems that I thought unsolvable.
Then there are the Floods, and Ports, and sometimes Breaches, which change reality. I got my beer a few months ago, though it wasn't in the best of circumstances.
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[There was no "I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD" after the hellbeast roar, he forgot for a minute. Dracula's more human than his last run-in with the type.]
...Oh. Well yeah, I know about that. I thought...fuck, I dunno what I thought. Less carnival and acid trips, I guess.
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This place is half prison and half wild adventure. The wild adventure parts are what I focus on. Otherwise one gets very bitter very quickly.
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So you're...a lord? I...didn't know they had those.
[What Richie doesn't know about Real Vampires could probably fill the Library of Congress.]
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Apparently I should introduce myself as Dracula-but-not-the-one-from-that-damn-book.
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