For lastvoyages: Journal Entry 27 [voice+spam]

Sep 02, 2011 18:46

In my stay here I have met a few people to whom I truly owe a debt of gratitude. [Soft chuckle] Now there is something I never thought that I would admit. But...it is true. At any rate, the Barge just said goodbye to two such people ( Read more... )

digging in the dirt, dogged attempt at...something, warning signs, i don't angst i smash things, got a question over here, i do not have a crush, deep thoughts, at least the plant survived, signs of change, bawww

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[voice] notafuckingnut September 3 2011, 03:12:55 UTC
...What the fuck. Is everybody here just a fucking pussy?

[Because CLEARLY Richie has no reason at all for this entry to hit home. Nooooope none. His trolling is NOT RELATED TO FEELINGS AT ALL.]

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[voice] feels_no_love September 3 2011, 03:19:01 UTC
[The auditory accompaniment to this face comes through the speakers. It sounds like a cross between a giant wolf snarl and Satan's drain backing up.]

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[voice] notafuckingnut September 3 2011, 03:25:38 UTC
[Erm. Whut. Have more than a few beats of silence as Richie tries to figure out what exactly just happened.]

...'Scuse me?

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[voice] feels_no_love September 3 2011, 03:28:09 UTC
I'm sorry, that was vampire lord for "shut up, bitch."

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[voice] notafuckingnut September 3 2011, 03:37:37 UTC
[And have a Richie who is backing the fuck down. He's good at listening to the scary authority. Especially when they go throwing in words like "vampire lord".]

Hey, it was just a question, you don't hafta get all personal about it.

[How was he not supposed to take it personally, Richie? HOW.]

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[voice] feels_no_love September 3 2011, 03:46:11 UTC
Hrmph! Well you did use one of the loveliest bits of anatomy ever created as a vulgar insult toward me.

At any rate, yes, I have people I miss like having something cut away and I admit it. There's nothing unmanly about it.

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[voice] notafuckingnut September 3 2011, 14:32:56 UTC
It wasn't-- I wasn't using it like that. It just sounded really after school special. Which...what the fuck.

...They ain't there, I'm not sure what talking about it does for you.

[...Says the guy who flipped out because his brother didn't come with. Way to forget things.]

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[voice] feels_no_love September 3 2011, 15:15:16 UTC
After school sp--I don't even know what that means. Nor do I particularly care. As for what I choose to speak of or not...well. If you have no one in your life whom you would honor with your words, then I pity you.

Biff and Persephone did much for me. I'm not too proud to say it.

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[voice] notafuckingnut September 3 2011, 17:54:38 UTC
Hey, I got...people too. But they're not gonna get here by talking about it, that's Disney shit.

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[voice] feels_no_love September 4 2011, 04:35:49 UTC
I can't fault your pragmatism. Though...in this place, if you look hard enough, sometimes there are ways of doing some very surprising things.

Though you know what I miss most of all?

Beer.

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[voice] notafuckingnut September 4 2011, 16:07:48 UTC
Seriously? 'Cause I got a beer like...within the first week. [...Ish. Smuggity smug.]

...But what d'you mean, like...what kinda things?

[No, he is NOT eager to get an answer. Absolutely not.]

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[voice] feels_no_love September 4 2011, 16:33:03 UTC
Yes, you can digest it. And get drunk. They are some of the privileges of being alive. Enjoy them.

Anyway, yes. The true reason that I do not drink wine is that I am a beer man.

Well, we have beings here that I didn't know could possibly exist, and I have been around a good while. Aliens. Magicians. Psychics. Sometimes people come up with answers to problems that I thought unsolvable.

Then there are the Floods, and Ports, and sometimes Breaches, which change reality. I got my beer a few months ago, though it wasn't in the best of circumstances.

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[voice] notafuckingnut September 4 2011, 17:00:24 UTC
You're....? ...Right. That. Right.

[There was no "I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD" after the hellbeast roar, he forgot for a minute. Dracula's more human than his last run-in with the type.]

...Oh. Well yeah, I know about that. I thought...fuck, I dunno what I thought. Less carnival and acid trips, I guess.

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[voice] feels_no_love September 4 2011, 17:21:34 UTC
Yes, well, there's no point in being secretive about it. Everyone seems to know my name.

This place is half prison and half wild adventure. The wild adventure parts are what I focus on. Otherwise one gets very bitter very quickly.

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[voice] notafuckingnut September 4 2011, 23:28:54 UTC
Yeah, I can see that.

So you're...a lord? I...didn't know they had those.

[What Richie doesn't know about Real Vampires could probably fill the Library of Congress.]

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[voice] feels_no_love September 4 2011, 23:43:12 UTC
I am the originator of all the vampires on my world. It's as good a term as any. I used Voivode for a while--that is Romanian for warlord--since I was that when I was alive.

Apparently I should introduce myself as Dracula-but-not-the-one-from-that-damn-book.

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