For lastvoyages: Journal Entry 24: [Video]

Aug 15, 2011 20:33

[OOC: somewhat backtimed because draggy mun...]

[inmate filter]
[Have Dracula's deadly-serious-you-better-fuckin'-listen-kids look.]
It is been brought to Drake's and my attention that the ice, frost and meltwater currently cluttering up certain common areas and the Deck are in fact dangerous in some way to mortals. Do not touch them. If you have handled the ice or gotten some on you, report to the Infirmary.

[...and then it breaks into a bitter smirk.]
You will notice that the Wardens, who doubtless know of this hazard, have neglected to give a general announcement to Inmates in spite of the danger. I leave you to draw your own conclusions on their general level of organization, benevolence and responsibility in light of this fact. As for me, I am absolutely not surprised. If the Wardens genuinely cared for our welfare they would not cover things up even when it puts the Barge at risk. And this is not the first time that this has happened.

Good luck, my fellow prisoners.

[Edit added later]
Apparently some sort of cleanup is quietly underway. The fifth floor common room now appears clear.

really not amused, protective dracula sighting, the only authority i trust is my own, dogged attempts at...something, here have some wtf, signs of change, gadflying the wardens, unvarnished opinions, raised eyebrow of doom

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