For lastvoyages: Spam for kitchens
[Take one fearless, adventurous showoff of a vampire. Add a giant dollop of child's innocence and curiosity. Shrink, and add cute. Now stuff the little guy into an outsized white tunic with the sleeves rolled and the shirttails belted up to keep them off the floor. This is what is currently bouncing around the dining area, checking out what people are eating, trying to decide what to fill his tummy with first.]