Did I ever tell you about the time my elder brother and I convinced my little brother that it would be a good idea to eat cat food? The cat eats it, after all. Look, we'll even put it in a bowl with some milk. It's like cereal. Try it.

He did.

/chortle

me: I have a "friend" who might want your extra ticket ( Read more... )

So netzard and I went to the Dub the other night for about 15 minutes. No idea how we managed to stay for such a short time. Anyway, I walked out onto the smoking porch and this happened ( Read more... )

So Matt is talking about making a t-shirt w/ a pic of Henry James on it that says, "I'm Henry James, Bitch." Funny stuff. But then:

Matt: SHIT, my boss just walked by and I had a big picture of Henry James up on the screen
Matt: she didn't see it though
Me: lol
Matt: how would i have explained that?
Me: Isn't it obvious?

/snort

Heh. Thank you, Jacksonpublic.