matthew eric: mutant slayer

[fearissubstance]

alright, i've never been especially scared of anything, but when you get a fucking HUGE spider right in your face when you open the door...that's cause to jump back. it was pissed as shit, too...legs flyin' everywhere, trying to make itself look bigger to scare off its invader. after a nice blast of air freshener, i smashed it (thank you Robert

Comments

[rosaloca]

I read the first paragraph drunk as fuck... and it sounded like a video game @_@

[darlinglucienne]

Hesse is German.

[fearissubstance]

that's what i thought...that's why i threw that thing about classic literature in there. have you read Steppenwolf? I really do recommend it.

[tacticalgrace]

Dear god...I won't be able to walk through doorways normally for a couple of months now :P

Spiders

[weepingwillow87]

Since my manager quit, I've had to work with reptiles. Until this past Sunday it was okay... Then my boss, Joe, had me change spider water. Let me tell you, those spiders are HUGE. So I reached in all slow and careful right.. and the bastard grabbed my finger. I screamed and ran around before falling onto the floor he scared me so badly. Glad he didnt get out :P Stupid spiders.

[trueart17]

Its so interesting how people are so scared of spiders.. all you have to do is squish them.. but If one big one was in MY doorway.. Id flip