Toilet humor
I’m not normally one for jokes about poop. And, anyone who doesn’t want to read about it, no worries. I understand.
But, this was strange and I wanted to remember it later.
This morning I had to go to the bathroom and sat in the stall as normal.
Unlike normal, the resulting poop stayed as one long piece and landed in the toilet on it’s end standing straight up. The top was fairly well above the water level and it stood there as a monument to meals past.
The automatic toilet flushed when I stood up, but it is a “low flow” toilet and the meager water it swirled around did not touch the monument standing at the center.
The toilet usually takes a few tries to even get down toilet paper, so this was not a complete shock.
I tried a couple of balled up pieces of toilet paper to try and get it to tip over, but it was firmly attached at the bottom and I just draped it like a toga across the turd.
The increased water resistance was not enough of a difference.
I balled up toilet paper into a tighter ball about the size of a golf ball and threw it at the monolith.
It bounced off, but the tower had slipped some.
More tightly bound projectiles followed and eventually it did topple into the water where repeated flushes removed it from the bowl.
I’ve been pooping a long time. But, this is the first time I’ve ever had one stand up like that and resist.