"Dear trains. You have been terrible to me recently and although my travel on Thursday wasn't so bad, Wednesday was sure a nightmare that I may in fact be scared for life. Be good to me tomorrow and Sunday, for the sake of my sanity. Please. No love, Me" 30/2010/07

"Dear Boots Pharmacist. I'm not even spell check your job title, you've pissed me off today. Two of you, on two seporate occasions.One of you sent me rushing off to a walk-in clinic to be seen by a Doctor. I waited an hour and got told what you should have said in the first place and what I'd been asking for too! Stop making me think I've got ( Read more... )

"Dear Body. I know what we're doing is strange and a little painful but we don't have a car so going to a gym to workout is not an option. We'll just have to stick it out at these embarrasing body toning classes with Mum for three months, then we'll get the gym membership added onto the basic membership and swap prancing about like a cracked up ( Read more... )

"Dear X. You keep having a go at me and you keep telling me "This is why you keep having headaches!" when all I've done is watch two programs on TV (you watch TV more than me, I suspect). I think the real reason I keep having headaches is because of you. I hate the way that you talk to me and I can't stand all your nagging. I can't seem to do ( Read more... )

"Dear direct.gov jobs. What, you have NO JOBS WHAT'S SO EVER in ANY of those fields? Really? In all of Suffolk? I honestly don't believe that. I'm also hopping I filled in the little "oh look, I am doing something about my unemployment!" booklet sheet thing correctly. Don't want to be belittled by a failed civil servant. Positivly no love, Me."20/

"Dear X. Please stop complain about how MY headaches are terrible FOR YOU. Please stop saying it's some how MY fault. No, my diet has nothing to do with it and you know what? I've had the same food as you have in the last week. Please stop saying things like you would be happier if I were `normal and healthy and didn't have headaches`. Love you, ( Read more... )