Let me know the real you....
So, I've seen time after time, these personality tests with various questions to get someone to know a person. These tests really don't reveal much about a person besides their favorites color, favorite food, blah, blah, blah.. basic random bullshit, so I decided to create a test myself, with the help of Chris, and nekrovox. These questions were created to
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Both, bring that shit on!
2. Would you masturbate in front of your parents for $10,000?
Nah, this dick aint that cheap.
3. Would you rather go down on Oprah Winfrey or Rosanne Barr?
Oprah nigga...the blacka tha berriee dah sweetah dah jewze!
4. Would you rather drink a glass of vomit, or eat a piece of dog shit?
Point me to the dog, I'll lick the shit out of it's ass.
5. Would you rather give George Costanza (Seinfeld) a blowjob and have him cum in your mouth, or take it in the ass by Kramer?
How is this different from my everyday life?
6. If you could get any member of the opposite sex, and they found you attractive and wanted you, but you had to weigh 300lbs, would you go for it?
Shit, I aint that far away from 300 pounds nigga.
7. Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex, or your grandparents?
My animals sound more like an arousing experience.
8. Would you rather have a boyfriend/ girlfriend with a colostony bag, or with no legs?
"I have no legs!"
9. Would you rather have a perfect partner that lived on the other side of the country, or an average partner that lived close by?
Fuck the average shit, I am a grade A nigga...I need me some perfection!
10. Would you rather sleep with a burn victim , or an concentration camp victim?
Concentration Camp Snoopy!
11. Would you rather be completely hairless (including top of head, eyebrows, eyelashes) or be completly covered in hair, and if attempted to shave, have a 5 o'clock shadow at 9 am?
No hair, oh yeah...call me baldy, grease me up and shove me in your ass!
12. Would you rather drown in a sewage pipe or run over by a truck 4 times going 15 mph's and die, which would you pick?
Clog up some sewers and fuck everything up for a bunch of people...sounds like a way to go.
13. Would you rather be killed by someone inserting a gun in your ass, and pulling the trigger, or sticking icepicks in your nostrils till they puncture your brain?
At least with the gun in the ass you can pretend that the nut came a gushin so hard that you got killt n shit.
14. If your girlfriend/ boyfriend wasn't putting out, would you still his or her money to get a prostitute?
Fuckin HELL yeah!
15. Would you rather your mate get raped or cheat on you?
Cheat on me so then I could rape they ass!
16. Would you rather see your partner get fucked by 3 of your clostest friends, or by a gorilla?
GO-RILLA GO-RILLA GO!
17. Would you rather your mate be a mute, or have a very annoying accent?
Hit the mute button on that one.
18. Would you rather have a girlfriend with a cats tongue, or a very thorny bush?
I've had cats toungue my nuts before...feels aight.
19. Would you rather fuck you mother, or grandfather?
Momma...I need to be near you....
20. Would you rather have your partner be a hunchback, or have dwarf legs?
Notre Dame has got it made in the spread...
21. How you rather have your mate have bad perpetual bad breath, or bad b.o. ?
B.O. = Bowel Obstruction...then that means I would have to take my bowel snake and get up in that shit.
22. Would you date a person if they were absolutly beautiful, mentally and physically, but have a huge bush that went from their belly button to their ass?
Mach 3's are pretty cheap these days.
23. Would you rather be caught in the emergency room with a rubber fist in your ass, or your grandmas dentures?
Jesus grandma...that aint the medicine cabinet.
24. If you had to pick, you could marry your dream girl, but your bestfriend had to die, what would you pick?
Sorry Charlie.
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