Let me know the real you....
So, I've seen time after time, these personality tests with various questions to get someone to know a person. These tests really don't reveal much about a person besides their favorites color, favorite food, blah, blah, blah.. basic random bullshit, so I decided to create a test myself, with the help of Chris, and nekrovox. These questions were created to test how sick and fucked up you are, and to test your morale. Enjoy!!!
1. Who would you rather spend the night with, Magic Johnson, or Michael Jackson?
2. Would you masturbate in front of your parents for $10,000?
3. Would you rather go down on Oprah Winfrey or Rosanne Barr?
4. Would you rather drink a glass of vomit, or eat a piece of dog shit?
5. Would you rather give George Costanza (Seinfeld) a blowjob and have him cum in your mouth, or take it in the ass by Kramer?
6. If you could get any member of the opposite sex, and they found you attractive and wanted you, but you had to weigh 300lbs, would you go for it?
7. Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex, or your grandparents?
8. Would you rather have a boyfriend/ girlfriend with a colostony bag, or with no legs?
9. Would you rather have a perfect partner that lived on the other side of the country, or an average partner that lived close by?
10. Would you rather sleep with a burn victim , or an concentration camp victim?
11. Would you rather be completely hairless (including top of head, eyebrows, eyelashes) or be completly covered in hair, and if attempted to shave, have a 5 o'clock shadow at 9 am?
12. Would you rather drown in a sewage pipe or run over by a truck 4 times going 15 mph's and die, which would you pick?
13. Would you rather be killed by someone inserting a gun in your ass, and pulling the trigger, or sticking icepicks in your nostrils till they puncture your brain?
14. If your girlfriend/ boyfriend wasn't putting out, would you still his or her money to get a prostitute?
15. Would you rather your mate get raped or cheat on you?
16. Would you rather see your partner get fucked by 3 of your clostest friends, or by a gorilla?
17. Would you rather your mate be a mute, or have a very annoying accent?
18. Would you rather have a girlfriend with a cats tongue, or a very thorny bush?
19. Would you rather fuck you mother, or grandfather?
20. Would you rather have your partner be a hunchback, or have dwarf legs?
21. How you rather have your mate have bad perpetual bad breath, or bad b.o. ?
22. Would you date a person if they were absolutly beautiful, mentally and physically, but have a huge bush that went from their belly button to their ass?
23. Would you rather be caught in the emergency room with a rubber fist in your ass, or your grandmas dentures?
24. If you had to pick, you could marry your dream girl, but your bestfriend had to die, what would you pick?
Please answer and leave in comments!!
1. Who would you rather spend the night with, Magic Johnson, or Michael Jackson?
2. Would you masturbate in front of your parents for $10,000?
3. Would you rather go down on Oprah Winfrey or Rosanne Barr?
4. Would you rather drink a glass of vomit, or eat a piece of dog shit?
5. Would you rather give George Costanza (Seinfeld) a blowjob and have him cum in your mouth, or take it in the ass by Kramer?
6. If you could get any member of the opposite sex, and they found you attractive and wanted you, but you had to weigh 300lbs, would you go for it?
7. Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex, or your grandparents?
8. Would you rather have a boyfriend/ girlfriend with a colostony bag, or with no legs?
9. Would you rather have a perfect partner that lived on the other side of the country, or an average partner that lived close by?
10. Would you rather sleep with a burn victim , or an concentration camp victim?
11. Would you rather be completely hairless (including top of head, eyebrows, eyelashes) or be completly covered in hair, and if attempted to shave, have a 5 o'clock shadow at 9 am?
12. Would you rather drown in a sewage pipe or run over by a truck 4 times going 15 mph's and die, which would you pick?
13. Would you rather be killed by someone inserting a gun in your ass, and pulling the trigger, or sticking icepicks in your nostrils till they puncture your brain?
14. If your girlfriend/ boyfriend wasn't putting out, would you still his or her money to get a prostitute?
15. Would you rather your mate get raped or cheat on you?
16. Would you rather see your partner get fucked by 3 of your clostest friends, or by a gorilla?
17. Would you rather your mate be a mute, or have a very annoying accent?
18. Would you rather have a girlfriend with a cats tongue, or a very thorny bush?
19. Would you rather fuck you mother, or grandfather?
20. Would you rather have your partner be a hunchback, or have dwarf legs?
21. How you rather have your mate have bad perpetual bad breath, or bad b.o. ?
22. Would you date a person if they were absolutly beautiful, mentally and physically, but have a huge bush that went from their belly button to their ass?
23. Would you rather be caught in the emergency room with a rubber fist in your ass, or your grandmas dentures?
24. If you had to pick, you could marry your dream girl, but your bestfriend had to die, what would you pick?
Please answer and leave in comments!!