• you remind me today of a small mexican chihuahua.
• my car is finally paid off as of last week, woo!
• i got a raise.
• erotic situations involving gary oldman and an old college acquaintance make for bizarre dreams. seriously, wtf?
• my knee is fired. i haven't been able to walk normal for two weeks now, amongst other things. i think it's time to have it ( Read more... )

i'm afraid to go to sleep because i worry that you will be in my dreams once again. your little appearance last night left me thinking on things i never wanted to relive. please let me sleep tonight.

oh, bleeding christ. would you people please get the hell out of my dreams?!

does anybody else get nightmares from nyquil?

this morning i dreamed that i was killing zombies.

AWESOME.

i just killed my mother's husband a minute ago. just a minute ago, in my dream. i slit his throat with a kitchen knife. he wouldn't die, so i stabbed him repeatedly in the chest. then the crotch because he revealved his scrawny unit. then the arms. he wouldn't die, so i kept stabbing him. i finally woke up just as he keeled over face forward onto ( Read more... )

the dreams came back again.

...

so bad.

i had this really weird dream. i was sitting with my mom in some sort of cafeteria eating lunch, and this big muscle guy comes dashing around. he's got shorts on, and a muscle tee. he's supposed to be some sort of special agent. if anything, he reminded me of mcbain, from the simpsons. looks, atleast. though he wasn't exactly yellow... anyway. ( Read more... )