LOL, so I ran across this in an old post on my DW, and by the fourth paragraph I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe! So I am now reposting this. There's a couple offensive terms in there. Mind you, it was originally written back in 2010. I wasn't as woke back then as I am now ( Read more... )

Joke time! So there's this newspaper that only comes out at night, let's call it The Nightly News. One night, it leaves something important out of an article. The next night, that important bit is reported in their section "Nocturnal Omissions ( Read more... )

Me: *watching Amazing Spider-Man with roommate*
Roommate: *points at screen while Spidey is moving through the city before he had his webbing* Parkour!
Me: Peter Parkour!

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Read this in an Irish accent: Yer out traveling one day, and you see a man in a spot of bother. Being the kindly sort of folk ye are, ye help him out. The man is VERY thankful, shaking your hand like mad. Finally he says, "Ya know, I'm a very powerful man. Ya probably don't know jes how powerful. I'm very grateful for your help. I know ye were jes ( Read more... )

One of my best friends, a buffalo, turned 200 today. So we threw him a bison-tennial party.

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My brain spat most of this out at me last night ( Read more... )

On the news was a story about an airplane flight being shut down because maggots from the overhead bin fell on people. Seems someone was stowing rotten meat in there. So I guess you could say they had carrion in their carry-on.

You're in Starfleet, with two pips on your collar. You've just been promoted, but they can't find any more pips, so they attach a round piece of cereal onto your collar. Now, on your collar, you have pip, pip, Cheerio.

Watching Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "The Wounded," 04x12. Just saw the bit where Gul Nasset introduces the other two Cardassians with him, both with the military title/rank Glen. Makes me wonder if, somewhere on Cardassia, there is a Glen Beck. :-D ( Read more... )

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