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Jul 05, 2010 08:05



  • 16:18 @ paper_hand Probably a good idea. Alcohol and things that go boom are not a good combination. #
  • 16:40 "These colors don't run!" Maybe, but it's been my observation they *do* cower in fear at anyone remotely brown. #
  • 16:41 "Go back where you came from!" "No, you!" #
  • 17:05 July 4th: celebrating a colony of immigrants declaring independence from their native country, so they can tell immigrants to go home. #
  • 17:07 RT @discordianquote 2 d people who're upset about children pursuing electronic fantasies instead of real life: ... j.mp/bhcPMB #
  • 17:12 USA has 2 big holidays: Christmas, where the God of the Free Market is worshiped. & July 4th, where Goddess of America is worshiped. #
  • 17:13 I like to think the white woman here is a teabagger: pics.livejournal.com/thewalkingman/pic/00eszkff #
  • 17:23 July 4th: Beer, food, and things that explode. Three of most Americans' favorite things. #americafuckyeah #
  • 17:25 Tiger Woods is getting divorced, and his stroke average is increasing. Not surprising. Just hope he has tissues with him. #joke #
  • 19:10 @ simim Jizzing your pants at Disneyworld? I think that can get you on a certain list... #
  • 19:46 4th of July fireworks fail: www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=43504 #
  • 21:27 Little Miss Muffet molested by frottage cheese. #puns #
  • 21:34 RT @CNN: Horses stampede during Iowa parade; 1 killed, 23 hurt on.cnn.com/9RmYj2 #
  • 22:39 RT @GaryJBusey: #Thereshouldbeanapp to check your Blood Alcohol Level. #
  • 22:40 Having store brand version of yogurt with active cultures. #
  • 22:54 OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD NOT THE BLOOD EAGLE THING AGAIN! *cries* #
  • 23:23 Only Twilight movie I would watch is the one where Buffy Summers stakes Edward and teaches Bella to be a strong, independant woman. #
  • 23:23 Poor snake! news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4313978.stm #


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