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Jul 04, 2010 08:06



  • 12:53 Different kind of demonstration: Christian group demonstrates love, humility, apologizes at gay pride: j.mp/a4P4V8 #
  • 16:44 @ genderbitch If I do that for you, does that mean I get to see you nekkid? ;-) #
  • 16:47 @ genderbitch Sounds like fun. Do I get to undress you later? #
  • 16:49 Last panel is a classic "Oh shit..." moment: www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-07-02 #
  • 16:50 @ genderbitch So, should I pick you up at 8? ;-) (I don't actually know where you live anyway.) #
  • 16:51 Okay, apparently what I thought was the last panel is technically 2 panels... oh well. #
  • 16:52 @ genderbitch *Puts on Barry White* #
  • 16:56 @ genderbitch Did you just insult sporks? *Fay is confused* #
  • 16:59 @ genderbitch No, misogyny should be aprons! Or curtains! #
  • 17:00 @ genderbitch I propose diapers for ageism. #
  • 17:01 @ genderbitch Really? I usually pay for groceries at the store. ;-)] #
  • 17:01 Goddamn it I hate it when I hit more than one button and mistakes occur, like a bracket or apostrophe at the end of a tweet! #
  • 17:45 @ jephjacques STOP DROP AND ROLL #
  • 19:51 I hate weekends. They're so fucking boring. #
  • 19:54 @ EmperorNorton I use Twhirl, which identifies itself as Seesmic. I seem to not be having problems. #
  • 19:55 @ WTFSexFacts 21 is how many inches long George Washington's cock was. #
  • 19:56 Life is like a bowl of cranberries. Only good with lots of sugar, and gives you the runs. #
  • 19:57 Oh yeah, it's a holiday weekend in the USA. Fuck, no wonder the net is so boring today. #
  • 20:04 Have I mentioned, I hate most holidays? #
  • 20:05 Most holidays are just excuses for normal people to get drunk, and for government workers to be lazy. #
  • 20:06 As though either group needs an excuse to do either of those things... #
  • 20:50 "Are you my mummy?" i48.tinypic.com/2j1wyz7.jpg #drwho #
  • 21:11 Don't remember where I saw it, but someone earlier was talking about polyamory as a sexual orientation. #
  • 01:24 Tar Baby wants to know why his balls keep washing up on America's beaches. #
  • 01:28 "Doctor Who: The Big Bang" sounds like a porno title. :-/ #
  • 01:41 How dare people prefer fresh air and sunshine to the Internet??? #
  • 01:42 @ OMGFacts I have a friend with that. #
  • 01:42 RT @OMGFacts: Imagine not being able to recognize people from their faces. It's a real condition.. bit.ly/93zTG5 #
  • 01:49 Hey everyone, Google's homepage has a neat animation. #
  • 01:50 Anyone know how to view Google's animation without going to the homepage? Brooke keeps getting redirected. #
  • 03:23 Grapes are good, grapes are great; grapes will help you masturbate! #
  • 03:28 Having the shadow of a panic attack just watching people on TV in tight spots in this cave. Heavy breathing, rising heart rate... #
  • 03:29 It's not so much that I'm claustrophobic, more that I need a quick exit. Put me in a cage, and as long as I can get out quickly I'm fine. #
  • 03:29 But I could not go into a cave like that, where you have to inch forward on your belly. #
  • 03:30 Maybe if I had eyes in my ass or could turn around quickly when panic stops me from going any farther ahead... #
  • 03:31 I used to squeeze myself under this daybed in Osceola because I liked it down there. But occasionally I'd have to squeeze out quickly. #
  • 03:33 I also notice the beginnings of panic attacks whenever someone on TV or in books is underwater and can't get to the surface. #
  • 03:34 I even subconsciously hold my breath. #
  • 03:40 www.weirdworm.com/7-weird-foods-served-while-the-animal-is-alive/ #


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