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hey everybody! i miss contact with the outside world. and by outside i mean outside of bastrop, la. but i do love my family. how was spring break? i'm serious, tell me how y'all's spring breaks were. are you allowed to put two apostrophe's in one word? i guess it doesn't matter and is technically more grammatically correct than if i only had one.
anyway, i finished my dress. it's pretty hideous. i guess it's kinda cute and definitely retro, but not what i wanted. it's not sexy enough. i wanted to be like a pin-up girl in mr. lawyer's book. those girls are sexy.
but i have the sexiest shoes ever. i seriously want to rape myself everytime i put them on. i ordered them from one of those whore clothes places where they have crotchless panties and sexy nurse outfits. haha. i'm serious.
i'm really proud of my horrid dress. i did a pretty good job. especially on the damn zipper. i don't have the heart to tell my mom or my aunt that i don't like it. i really do think it's cute, just not on me and not for prom.
in other news, i want to invite the girlies to a lil pre-prom pajama party. haha PPPP. i'm seriously laughing out loud, it's pretty crazy. i can't have a bunch of people, but my mom is going out on a limb for us and guess what!!! she's letting us sit on the pool table! this is a miracle, folks! danielle knows. we'll do facials and manicures and pedicures and eat cookie dough and watch the notebook. or something like that. i honestly don't want to watch the notebook because it stresses me out. THE SWEETEST THING! OH MY COCK that is the best chic flick ever ever invented in the history of inventions.
anyway, i finished my dress. it's pretty hideous. i guess it's kinda cute and definitely retro, but not what i wanted. it's not sexy enough. i wanted to be like a pin-up girl in mr. lawyer's book. those girls are sexy.
but i have the sexiest shoes ever. i seriously want to rape myself everytime i put them on. i ordered them from one of those whore clothes places where they have crotchless panties and sexy nurse outfits. haha. i'm serious.
i'm really proud of my horrid dress. i did a pretty good job. especially on the damn zipper. i don't have the heart to tell my mom or my aunt that i don't like it. i really do think it's cute, just not on me and not for prom.
in other news, i want to invite the girlies to a lil pre-prom pajama party. haha PPPP. i'm seriously laughing out loud, it's pretty crazy. i can't have a bunch of people, but my mom is going out on a limb for us and guess what!!! she's letting us sit on the pool table! this is a miracle, folks! danielle knows. we'll do facials and manicures and pedicures and eat cookie dough and watch the notebook. or something like that. i honestly don't want to watch the notebook because it stresses me out. THE SWEETEST THING! OH MY COCK that is the best chic flick ever ever invented in the history of inventions.