Just shut up.

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Tore unhealed wound. Back in hospital.

Fine. You all were right and I was wrong. You can have a party now. Whoo whoo freakin' hoo.

Someone tell me how Eris is. I haven't been able to see her in ages.

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I am going to sit on you. I swear.

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Through the computer?

[whattingawhat]

Don't argue with me about logistics.

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Or what?

[whattingawhat]

I'll write porn and put your name on it.

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That would be AWESOME!

[whattingawhat]

*facepalm* I'll send you a message that announces to the school that I like handcuffs?

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NOT PORN ABOUT YOU! EWEWEWEWEW NO!

[whattingawhat]

Well! I'm trying to get you to stay in one place and *not* hurt yourself again. I'm using negative reinforcement.

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HOW IS MAKING ME FLAIL HELPFUL?!

[whattingawhat]

You're supposed to endeavor not to make me make you flail! In other words, be a good boy and I won't send you me porn!

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Send me good porn!

[whattingawhat]

You're too young for good porn!

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No way! I've seen two birds tongue kissing once. It was really great.

[whattingawhat]

What IS it with guys and that? Seriously. I'm still not sending you porn. You're too young for it!

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It makes us happy in the trousers, what do you think?!