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faux_teak

SAG awards rundown

Jan 28, 2008 11:27

It's sad that I'm getting so attached to this otherwise mediocre award show, which is mainly for tv people and only includes acting awards. But if there are to be no Oscars this year, I must make my own fun.

So, without further ado, here are my SAG Awards prizes.

Best LineJane Krakowski's intro, wherein she described how the best part of being ( Read more... )

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faux_teak January 28 2008, 21:32:00 UTC

Good additions, all.

Also, why does Debbie Matenopoulos (or "Deb Mat" as Giuliana DePandi [I refuse to call her Giuliana Rancic] continued to call her last night) insist on imitating Posh?

aaaaaames January 28 2008, 21:54:00 UTC

Um, please tell me the picture above is the wax figure of Posh from Madame Tussaud's. Because if that's a real human, I'm horrified.

faux_teak January 28 2008, 21:57:48 UTC

Sadly, you must accept being horrified. That's really her. At some Roberto Cavalli even a few months ago.

She's terrifying, isn't she?

I keep expecting her boobs to start shooting at me like the FemmeBots in Austin Powers.

theswirtproject January 28 2008, 21:58:28 UTC

seriously, I don't think posh is a real human anymore.

btw, can someone please explain to me who phoebe price is and why she is famous? I feel like she popped out of nowhere.

faux_teak January 28 2008, 22:00:07 UTC

I don't know who she is. Some socialite hanger-on I think. I only know her from her many appearances on Go Fug Yourself.

theswirtproject January 28 2008, 21:57:25 UTC

ugh, posh is so gross.

and speaking of cheek implants:

I think this angle catches the absurdity of cheek implants rather nicely.

aaaaaames January 28 2008, 22:08:56 UTC

GAHHHH
This also nicely displays her plastic hair. Look at her scalp. It looks like a spiderweb.

Oh, and no, no clue who she is, except that she's Dlisted's Hot Slut of 2007. I think a bunch of bloggers just got together, created a totally ridiculous robot, named her Phoebe, and then sent her to a bunch of events for them to mock. That's my best guess.

theswirtproject January 28 2008, 22:19:02 UTC

yeah, I first became aware of her on DListed. According to IMDB, she is an "international model" and actress in some random movies I've never heard of. I think she's part of the same animatronic fembot army that Posh belongs to.

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