SAG awards rundown

[faux_teak]

It's sad that I'm getting so attached to this otherwise mediocre award show, which is mainly for tv people and only includes acting awards. But if there are to be no Oscars this year, I must make my own fun.

So, without further ado, here are my SAG Awards prizes.

Best LineJane Krakowski's intro, wherein she described how the best part of being

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and finally.....the moment I know you've all be waiting for....

THE ANOREXIA AWARDS





Congratulations to Shaun Robertson, Jena Malone, and Debbie Matenopoulos for beating out several other starving and hollow-eyed women. Shaun, Jena, Debbie, you are officially the Most Repulsively Skinny Women of the Evening.

[faux_teak]

Good additions, all.

Also, why does Debbie Matenopoulos (or "Deb Mat" as Giuliana DePandi [I refuse to call her Giuliana Rancic] continued to call her last night) insist on imitating Posh?

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Um, please tell me the picture above is the wax figure of Posh from Madame Tussaud's. Because if that's a real human, I'm horrified.

[faux_teak]

Sadly, you must accept being horrified. That's really her. At some Roberto Cavalli even a few months ago.

She's terrifying, isn't she?

I keep expecting her boobs to start shooting at me like the FemmeBots in Austin Powers.

[theswirtproject]

seriously, I don't think posh is a real human anymore.

btw, can someone please explain to me who phoebe price is and why she is famous? I feel like she popped out of nowhere.

[faux_teak]

I don't know who she is. Some socialite hanger-on I think. I only know her from her many appearances on Go Fug Yourself.

[theswirtproject]

ugh, posh is so gross.

and speaking of cheek implants:




I think this angle catches the absurdity of cheek implants rather nicely.

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GAHHHH
This also nicely displays her plastic hair. Look at her scalp. It looks like a spiderweb.

Oh, and no, no clue who she is, except that she's Dlisted's Hot Slut of 2007. I think a bunch of bloggers just got together, created a totally ridiculous robot, named her Phoebe, and then sent her to a bunch of events for them to mock. That's my best guess.

[theswirtproject]

yeah, I first became aware of her on DListed. According to IMDB, she is an "international model" and actress in some random movies I've never heard of. I think she's part of the same animatronic fembot army that Posh belongs to.

[amanita03]

I totally was going to say something about Jena Malone being a stick insect. It sucks when hip little indie darlings stop eating and become trashy like everyone else.
Next, Ellen Page will dye her hair blond and flash her vagina.

[faux_teak]

She's one that I'm really hoping keeps it in her pants. I like her, and she's good, and she's basically my only hope for young female film actors today.

Cover your crotch, Ellen!