Today is my father's birthday.

Yes I know about Hitler.

Yes I know about retards. Oops, pot smokers.

I also realize that I'm a BEHEMOTH of a person! Check this shit out. :<

Starting Weight: 185lbs
Current Weight: 183.5lbs
Goal: 120lbs
Waist: 43.5in
Hips: 42in
Chest: 41.5in
Thigh: 26in
Calf: 15.5in
Bicep: 12.5in