Strange Morning

Jul 22, 2004 10:41

Did not want to re-write this so her's a conversation I had with a friend of mine:

Bubbles [9:36 AM]: mornin
Fatherlucifer666 [9:36 AM]: ive had the strangest most bizarre morning
Bubbles [9:37 AM]: why
Fatherlucifer666 [9:37 AM]: well, if you really want to know ill tell ya
Bubbles [9:37 AM]: lol
Fatherlucifer666 [9:38 AM]: but we have to start in reverse
Fatherlucifer666 [9:38 AM]: the story is better that way
Bubbles [9:38 AM]: ok memento
Fatherlucifer666 [9:38 AM]: yes
Fatherlucifer666 [9:38 AM]: I just got into a fight with one of our brilliant engineers
Fatherlucifer666 [9:38 AM]: I told him off
Fatherlucifer666 [9:38 AM]: he won't walk straight for a week
Fatherlucifer666 [9:39 AM]: he comes in here trying to tell me how to do my job, so I set him straight
Fatherlucifer666 [9:39 AM]: everyone in my group was pretty scared
Fatherlucifer666 [9:40 AM]: ok, so I tell him just give me your order and I’ll do my job, stay out of my business and you'll be happy with the outcome, I don't need you sending me 100 emails with you constantly changing your schedule
Fatherlucifer666 [9:41 AM]: lets go back about 4 hours now
Fatherlucifer666 [9:41 AM]: I had another dream with you in it, this is getting weird
Fatherlucifer666 [9:41 AM]: its like 3 in the last week
Fatherlucifer666 [9:41 AM]: ok this one im downtown HB
Fatherlucifer666 [9:42 AM]: I need to buy this sport coat for some function
Fatherlucifer666 [9:42 AM]: so I go try on some clothes at this clothier, and guess who helps me
Fatherlucifer666 [9:42 AM]: David’s boyfriend from six feet under
Fatherlucifer666 [9:43 AM]: he’s showing me this latest line of fashions
Fatherlucifer666 [9:43 AM]: so ... I get a coat and he tells me to come back tomorrow after the alterations are complete to pick it up
Fatherlucifer666 [9:43 AM]: so..
Fatherlucifer666 [9:43 AM]: I figure out Im going to need shoes and a shirt too, but I have no more money
Fatherlucifer666 [9:44 AM]: so I go back to David’s boyfriend and tell him what I need
Fatherlucifer666 [9:44 AM]: he shows me this shirt and a pair of Nike’s that match the coat perfectly
Fatherlucifer666 [9:44 AM]: then I run away into the mall
Fatherlucifer666 [9:45 AM]: I feel bad about it so I go back and tell him I have no money to pay for the shoes and shirt
Fatherlucifer666 [9:45 AM]: he said he knew
Fatherlucifer666 [9:45 AM]: next im in the car with him and he’s driving me to Thrifty drug store and drops me off
Fatherlucifer666 [9:46 AM]: background... I used to work there at my 1st job
Fatherlucifer666 [9:46 AM]: there I find Jeff Bock is the manager
Fatherlucifer666 [9:46 AM]: he is an old boss I had about 5 years ago
Fatherlucifer666 [9:46 AM]: he hires me to do the accounting
Fatherlucifer666 [9:47 AM]: so I do it in the morning and the rest of the day I get to wonder about the store
Fatherlucifer666 [9:47 AM]: well on the mezzanine I find this swimming pool
Fatherlucifer666 [9:47 AM]: its very warm and comfortable so I swim about minding my own business
Fatherlucifer666 [9:47 AM]: then my cousin heather is there
Fatherlucifer666 [9:47 AM]: she died when she was 25 about 2 years ago
Fatherlucifer666 [9:48 AM]: she tells me she misses me very much and gives me a hug and we both cry cause I miss her too
Fatherlucifer666 [9:48 AM]: so here you come into the story
Fatherlucifer666 [9:48 AM]: you come out of the locker room in your swim suit
Fatherlucifer666 [9:49 AM]: and I introduce you to heather saying that I want her to meet my dearest friend
Fatherlucifer666 [9:49 AM]: and she hugs you and thanks you for looking out for me
Fatherlucifer666 [9:49 AM]: then I lie back and get some sun... but its inside florescent lighting
Fatherlucifer666 [9:50 AM]: heather notices my nipple rings and says ewwww gross, why’d you do that
Fatherlucifer666 [9:50 AM]: then you show her yours
Fatherlucifer666 [9:50 AM]: ok this is a weird part
Fatherlucifer666 [9:50 AM]: your right breast is yours, the one with the nipple , but you show us both and the left breast is not yours at all
Fatherlucifer666 [9:51 AM]: it was flat and dark and it was just not yours
Fatherlucifer666 [9:51 AM]: told you weird
Bubbles [9:51 AM]: ok
Fatherlucifer666 [9:51 AM]: well any way you cover up and we swim
Fatherlucifer666 [9:51 AM]: but you decide to go to the pool out side
Fatherlucifer666 [9:51 AM]: we go outside and the pool is enormous
Fatherlucifer666 [9:52 AM]: even bigger than an Olympic pool
Fatherlucifer666 [9:52 AM]: and Billy Bob is out there with your baby
Fatherlucifer666 [9:52 AM]: and his
Fatherlucifer666 [9:52 AM]: he’s watching her
Fatherlucifer666 [9:52 AM]: he tells us that the water is freezing
Fatherlucifer666 [9:52 AM]: so you jump in and say its cold but bearable
Fatherlucifer666 [9:53 AM]: so I jump in and the water is so cold that I wake up in real life late for work
Fatherlucifer666 [9:53 AM]: end of dream
Bubbles636 [9:53 AM]: bizarre
Fatherlucifer666 [9:53 AM]: I know
Fatherlucifer666 [9:53 AM]: Freud would have a heartatack
Bubbles636 [9:53 AM]: lol
Fatherlucifer666 [9:54 AM]: \ok ready to jump back another 2 hours
Fatherlucifer666 [9:54 AM]: now it gets really weird
Fatherlucifer666 [9:54 AM]: you sitting down
Bubbles636 [9:54 AM]: yes
Fatherlucifer666 [9:54 AM]: im asleep and I hear someone come in my room
Fatherlucifer666 [9:57 AM]: sorry customer
Fatherlucifer666 [9:57 AM]: ok
Fatherlucifer666 [9:57 AM]: I m thinking its Loren
Fatherlucifer666 [9:58 AM]: but no its Brad
Fatherlucifer666 [9:58 AM]: he comes in sits on my bed and he’s naked
Fatherlucifer666 [9:58 AM]: and has this strange look on his face
Fatherlucifer666 [9:58 AM]: I sit up and ask him what wrong
Fatherlucifer666 [9:58 AM]: and he tells me he thinks he had too much to drink
Fatherlucifer666 [9:59 AM]: then lies back on my bed, but naked
Fatherlucifer666 [9:59 AM]: lol
Fatherlucifer666 [9:59 AM]: oh my
Bubbles636 [9:59 AM]: lol
Fatherlucifer666 [9:59 AM]: I don't know what to do
Fatherlucifer666 [9:59 AM]: so I get up and go pee
Fatherlucifer666 [9:59 AM]: I come back and he's curled up at the foot of my bed in the fetal position
Fatherlucifer666 [9:59 AM]: so I just get in bed and give him a pillow
Fatherlucifer666 [10:00 AM]: I fall asleep and wake about an hour later and he's gone but my door is wide open and so is Loren’s
Fatherlucifer666 [10:00 AM]: I just close my door then fell asleep and had that bizarre dream
Fatherlucifer666 [10:01 AM]: thoughts? Suggestions? Words of wisdom?
Bubbles636 [10:01 AM]: I haven’t the foggiest
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