fatbum
Oct 11, 2011 20:39
RIP Malkavian Jones.
3/10/1993 - 11/10/2011
fatbum
Apr 22, 2011 08:58
Can anybody tell me what cuddles are like? I've forgotten :(
fatbum
Jan 24, 2011 08:21
I do not approve of all this wet.
fatbum
Jan 23, 2011 22:00
I approve of all these sunny summer days.
fatbum
Jun 20, 2010 01:27
I hate football. Mum won't keep still.
fatbum
Jan 06, 2010 20:30
I caught a mouse!
fatbum
Apr 01, 2008 19:41
Just in case you were wondering, MY MUM HATES ME! She locked me outside for about 27 years this afternoon so that she could go drinking. It was snowing! And there was a heatwave! And there were wolved in the back garden! And food thieves! I should report her to the DHS.
fatbum
May 16, 2007 18:12
I don't approve of this new job. I liked it when I had a stay-at-home Mum.
fatbum
Sep 21, 2006 19:04
That's one hallway rug that won't be giving me anymore funny looks. Oooh yeh.
fatbum
Sep 11, 2006 07:21
Just had my first adventure outside but Mum only let me stay out for 10 minutes then got me to come in for breakfast - which still has not appeared! Evil, scheming mother. Still not sure about this place. Will report once I've located at least one place worth sleeping in.