Nov 26, 2011 23:10
This movie I grew up on. It is well loved by me and I can't watch it anymore because I don't have it or I don't have a VHS player to play the recording we took off the TV. So I've been looking everywhere for the DVD to add to my collection of lovely, lovely movies that I adore. I saw Legend at Walmart for about $10 and so I took it. From what it said on the box I thought it meant I could switch to the theatrical version so I could watch it with the Tangerine Dream soundtrack, but HAHAHA Fuck that! That would make Sense! These assholes don't use earth logic because the fanbase doesn't use fucking earth logic. No, instead the fanbase bitched until they got their wish, the original Director's Cut is prevalent and it features their beloved Jerry fucking Goldsmith bland as shit soundtrack. Thank you, assholes. Thank you for ruining everything happy for me.
I'll put it to you this way, it took me forever to simply find the Tangerine Dream soundtrack for the movie, Much Less looking for the movie itself. I've been looking for Years for the movie, but the only version available is this bland as shit soundtrack version where you don't hear Loved By The Sun at the end of the whole thing. they tout that version as "the producers thought little kids wouldn't understand so they slapped a stupid pop band into it". Fuck you. Fuck you and I hope you die. That wasn't a version for "little kids". That shit could give any normal person nightmares and the music itself was Gorgeous. It was as timeless as the Dune soundtrack BY TOTO. ANOTHER POP BAND, YOU ELITIST PIECE OF SHIT. Guess what, one of Tangerine Dream's members also did the music for BABYLON FUCKING 5, ONE OF THE GREATEST TV SHOWS OF ALL TIME. You want timeless, you listen to the Tangerine Dream and shut the fuck up. I want my Legend DVD without your bland tripe.
And you know the worst part of it all? Once more, you can hardly Find it. I don't like ordering online for obvious reasons. I prefer in my hand, in store, where I can see it and hold it, buying. You can't find it in stores. I thought I lucked out in seeing it at Walmart. NOPE.
No... No... The worst part is because I can't find it I'll have to fucking settle for this bullshit version. I want to stab someone in the throat to watch them die.