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Moo Part Deux

Jul 09, 2004 00:18

Fuck it's been a bloody long time since I've updated. Properly. And still can't seem to think of what to write at this point - life has been pretty fluid but somewhat unexciting - start work on the car next weekend, having a few weeks off company DJing, still doing the biz at Psychonaut tomorrow night though, that's about it ( Read more... )

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box_of_dirt July 8 2004, 20:15:56 UTC

funniest answer i seen for a while. Made me giggle and smile all the way through. Good work. BTW whats with the pidgeon, is it yours?

fat_pigeon July 14 2004, 00:38:52 UTC

NO IT IS NOT MY FUCKING PIGEON!!! DO I LOOK LIKE A PIGEON FUCKER TO YOU???? AND I DON'T VALUE YOUR OPINION ON MY JOURNAL!!! AND PIGEON IS SPELT WITHOUT A 'D ( ... )

box_of_dirt July 14 2004, 06:05:26 UTC

* yes pi(d)geon is served at resteraunts, but tis not the same sort of pi(d)geon that flies around the city...I know this because I worked as a Chef in three fine dining establishments over 5 years. They farm them, like they farm other birds. Its a different breed of bird. The ones around urbanised areas are too diseased to serve as food.

fat_pigeon July 15 2004, 09:11:22 UTC

well duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhh! :ppp

What sort of pigeon is it, just out of curiosity?

Love Dan

box_of_dirt July 15 2004, 18:20:16 UTC

not shur of the breed....but they also call it squab (to trick those people who think its dirty to eat pigeon into eating it).
We just used to pick up the phone and say "hey terry, give us another box of thos pigeons on friday" when we wanted some. Never occured to me to ask about the breed. Its like me asking our supplier about the breed of eggplant or asparagus we're ordering.

I was trying to find it on the net for you, but, alas after 10 minutes I gave up.

fat_pigeon July 15 2004, 19:15:09 UTC

Ahhh, why is it when you just want to visit your favourite website you get taken to transexual eskimo donkey porn, but when you want to find out something IMPORTANT on the net you can't even do it in ten minutes.

CURSES!

I'd declare holy war on the internet if I didn't enjoy it so much.

Maybe if I can be bothered I will actually try to find out myself. But thanks for trying on my behalf, I owe you ten minutes :)

Love Dan
(and that sounds wrong too)

box_of_dirt July 15 2004, 19:19:55 UTC

I wonder what i could do with you for ten minutes *strokes chin*

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