May 11, 2004 22:41
Apparently the Melbourne police have decided that since the Chapel St experiment with sniffer dogs in nightclub queues was so successful it's the turn of the city next!
A couple of highly-trained labradors will be employed to sniff around the city (during the day too apparently) and will be capable of detecting as little as one pill (!!!!!!) on a person. These dogs will sit next to an offending person until police move in (so if you see a labrador sitting next to you, fucking run!)
Of course it's highly doubtful that users will be targeted, but it's worrying news nonetheless.
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On another topic, I've also re-learnt that you often can't make other people see your point, no matter how many million people died to prove it.
DAN'S IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR THE DAY:
"Don't argue with fools, lest ye become one"
Love Dan