Sometimes Dane Cook can't make ANYTHING better even though he's fucking hilarious.

[fat_fuu]

I have recently come to the conclusion that someone's trying to fuck me over. For whatever reason someone somewhere likes to see me miserable. I bet they beat off to it. There's probably hidden cameras in my house all over the place but too small for the naked eye to see.

"Tabitha CANNOT EVER SUCCEED AT ANYTHING EVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHA. No. Nuh uh. Never."