[have Alfred face staring at you all, big grin on his face; it's plastered there, it won't come off for a good while; he's on his bed, so every time he moves the camera/laptop does, too]
Alright, guys! It's Rush Week at long last!
It's going to be awesome! Not sure what they have planned for us, but it doesn't matter! I'll take on anything they throw at us! Fuck yeah!
[he bounces with excitement as he pumps his fist into the air, causing the laptop to bounce as well]
So who all's in? C'mon, it can't be just me! Gotta say though, I am awesome enough to make a one-man show work.
[he laughs and gets off his bed for a moment, so the laptop moves and in the corner, if you wish to notice, is a
plush whale that's just kinda sitting there with him on his bed lookin' cute]
[he comes back with a microwave dinner in hand and salutes the camera]
See you guys on the flip side!
[camera goes off]