by the dawn's FOURTH early light! [ ACCIDENTAL VIDEO ]
[this is probably this most disgusting thing to be seen over the network: Alfred's stuffing his face (quite literally) with a seriously messy burger, greasy fries, and slurping down an extremely large fast food Coca-Cola. All of this is from an angle, as his laptop has been shoved sideways on the desk and is facing his right side. He appears to be doing some kind of homework, but his food-eating is obviously more important to him.]
And that goes there-- [OMNOMNOM SOUNDS OF PIG-ISH GROSS and now he's talking with his mouth full] Fucking Statistics...
[and rather suddenly he stops, blinks, and puts down his food, wiping his mouth on his sleeve] Bathroom break! [and now he's getting up and walking away to off-screen
[it's silent for a while until the faint sound of the toilet flushing is heard, followed by a brief period of silence, and then followed by--]
FUCKIN' A!! THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!! Jesus Christ!
[the bathroom door slams open loudly and Alfred's running back to his desk, his footsteps like small continuous thunders; then he plops back into his chair, turns to his laptop, and because he's a tard doesn't realize that his camera's been on the whole time, just that it's on now]
Hey! Hey! Everyone!! Where can I buy a new scale?! I think mine's broken!!
[[ooc: Alfred's, uh, gained some weight but refuses to believe it XD;]]
[[EDIT ooc: HERE is what him eating looks like. Oh this-particular-doujinshi-artist, how I loveth thee]]
And that goes there-- [OMNOMNOM SOUNDS OF PIG-ISH GROSS and now he's talking with his mouth full] Fucking Statistics...
[and rather suddenly he stops, blinks, and puts down his food, wiping his mouth on his sleeve] Bathroom break! [and now he's getting up and walking away to off-screen
[it's silent for a while until the faint sound of the toilet flushing is heard, followed by a brief period of silence, and then followed by--]
FUCKIN' A!! THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!! Jesus Christ!
[the bathroom door slams open loudly and Alfred's running back to his desk, his footsteps like small continuous thunders; then he plops back into his chair, turns to his laptop, and because he's a tard doesn't realize that his camera's been on the whole time, just that it's on now]
Hey! Hey! Everyone!! Where can I buy a new scale?! I think mine's broken!!
[[ooc: Alfred's, uh, gained some weight but refuses to believe it XD;]]
[[EDIT ooc: HERE is what him eating looks like. Oh this-particular-doujinshi-artist, how I loveth thee]]
